Florida-Georgia Line feat. Nelly - "Cruise" “Let’s rawk! Yeeaahhrrr! But not actually…”

Ten Worst Songs of 2013 – 3. “Cruise” by Florida Georgia Line feat. Nelly

Published on December 4th, 2013 | Jonny Abrams

Join us as we continue our countdown of the ten worst songs of 2013 with “Cruise” by Florida Georgia Line featuring Nelly, our third most hated song of 2013.

Just look at them, hanking about like the hankiest hanks that ever hanked. “Cruise” combines the very worst of everything: Autotune, boner-wielding lyrics, the faint whiff of line dance, the same chord progression they use in every rubbish song these days, Nelly…it really has it all.

We can scarcely muster the words to describe just how horrifying this is. In a year that’s seen its fair share of abject singles, Florida Georgia Line and Nelly came damn close to taking the idiot cake. Somehow, two acts managed to offend our sensibilities even more.

Come on, let’s have some feedback from Florida Georgia Line and/or Nelly fans. Tell us why you like “Cruise”; we’re genuinely fascinated to hear what you have to say, in loosely the same kind of way Clarice Starling will have been fascinated to hear what Hannibal Lecter had to say.

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Editor of Rocksucker and the website's founder, Jonny is passionate about the music he listens to, both good and bad, as well as interviewing his favourite musicians.


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